Traditional massage has nothing to do with sex. You keep your clothes on (some kind of pyjama) and they work your back and legs, all your muscles, which might hurt a little bit.
Nothing wrong with it.
Another option is the oil massage, in this case you'll have to be naked. But again, no sex. Oh no!
Don't you even dare to think about that, you naughty boy!
And if you start having a problem, think about some ugly grandma.
Easy huh? Now you should try to be a good boy in Jan's massage for example, soi 11 (honey), between second road and soi buakhow. Or you could go in this same street to Culture club massage, or Sawasdee, etc
It looks like a place for a serious, decent traditional massage, however...
I went there with the intention to be very serious, only coming to the place for a real traditional massage.
But let me tell you why it is pretty impossible, and suppose YOU are Mr Serious in Pattaya, trying to avoid any sexual encounter:
The problems already start before you enter the place as the massage ladies are not old, ugly, boring women in long sleeves here, but young, sexy girls dressed in booty shorts.
It would help a little if they would be rude while proposing their services, but they will tell you with a big smile how handsome you are, asking if you'd like some... mmmmm ooooh ... oil massage... while showing their tongue and winking to you.
No problem to keep your dignity if you are Mr Serious, as you can just deny all this jiggy-jig talk easily.
Now, after deciding on that decent oil massage, a sexy girl will lead you upstairs to the second floor, smiling at you all the time. The stairs are steep, and it doesn't help again to look up, only to see her great ass shaking just above your nose.
Once year arrive near the massage beds, each separated by curtains, the girl will be rude for one time and command you: "take off!". This rudeness however doesn't help at all to keep your little one at sleep, as these girls have something sexy in everything they say.
She might be a good girl if you are lucky, not looking while you get undressed or even go away for a minute.
But if she keeps looking while you have to uncover your willy, think about that ugly grandma again, get on the bed, ass up and face down.
Mission completed, and now you'll be safe for a while as she will always start the massage with your back.
She'll get the oil and sit on top of you. No problems, or maybe a little bit, because you'll feel that sexy ass, the same ass you've inevitably been looking at on the stairs. Her small hands will rub your back with oil, your legs, etc until she will be sliding a little bit too far, and you will feel one of those small hands touching your balls. "ooops, me sorry".
Maybe you'll hear another girl behind the curtains who starts giggling. Now, Mr Serious, you have a problem and from now on, it will only get worse, as this is the beginning of a never ending attack on that dignity of yours.
After a minute, you'll hear: "ooops, me sorry again", the small hand sliding a little bit further this time. A moment later, she'll be only massaging that middle part, making you sweat.
Time to think about that old grandma again? Nope, too late, as of this moment she will tell you: "Turn!".
Time to confess you have a little problem down there, Mr Serious...
2 naughty eyes will look at your middle now. Oh? What happen, Sir!!!? giggle giggle and she'll grab something that will be hard as a rock by now.
I guess I leave the end of the story up to your imagination, but even if you've never been to Pattaya, I think you'll agree that a lot of traditional massage doesn't end the way it was intended to, originally....;-)
You can find easily "no sex" massage in Jomtien or some places in Naklua road or beach road too, but near second road? Forget about it...
(pic: Thai model May pitchanart)
