This is how a laboratory generally looks like in Pattaya. The important things here are in big capitals: the availability of Viagra, HIV tests, ... (the only thing I'm missing in this picture are ANABOLIC STEROIDS and BOTOX, because those are pretty popular too).
There is an advantage when you visit a doctor in Pattaya. You don't have to be ashamed to tell the doctor there is something wrong with your...willy. He or she knows.
In other places the doctor his first question might be: "What did you eat yesterday?". After a few other harmless questions they might ask you carefully about your sexual encounters and possible risks. Ooops! Do I really have to tell the details about what happened?
But in Pattaya, questions will come in the opposite order and a little bit more direct.
Well, in fact, the Pattaya doctor won't even ask you this type of question, because he will suppose you DID have anal sex with a ladyboy last night, and a soapy with some condomless oral actions the day before. The Listerine probably didn't help.
The first words might be: "okay, take off your pants, sir"...
What a relief, isn't it? You don't even have to tell him the whole story with that ladyboy...:-)
