Saturday, May 10, 2008

What's on the menu today? Viagra? Levitra? Kamagra?



If you have a problem with your willy, you could have a look at an online shop like http://www.genericpills4less.com.
There is an amazing list of viagra-like stuff: cialis, kamagra, levitra, uprima, etc

But if you stay in Pattaya, they'll be able to help you almost around any corner.
They even help you when you don't need any help!

I went to a pharmacy once, not for an erectile problem however (I'm lucky everything is still working fine), but for an eye infection. What I wanted was terramycine, but I just remembered 'terra and something...'.
After explaining my problem to the very young girl (15 or something) in the pharmacy, she said: "no pompem. have", and with a big smile she put some viagra on the desk.
I smiled back and said: "no no, that is not my problem", pointing at my eye.
After that, she got me other pills, but again, the wrong pills for the same wrong problem.

It was clear to me that the young girl wasn't used to be in the pharmacy, and maybe she confused the name Terra with those other similar names, or maybe dad or mama was gone for a while, and told her: if you see a man, you give him THIS, that will probably make him happy... ;-)

I finally tried to explain her once again: my EYE = BAD, and DICK = OKAY.
These words I know in Thai and she finally understood, started laughing and said: "me sorry, me no have".